Smells Like Another Meeting That Could Have Been An Email Satire Soy Candle | 8 oz | Funny Sarcastic

SMELLS LIKE ANOTHER MEETING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL CANDLE  A slim glass jar with a bamboo lid and the fragrance of shitty office coffee and a vanilla wall plug in....nothing says "I hate my corporate job" like our soy candle! Vegan   ·   Ready to Ship   ·   Newly Upgraded   ·   Biodegradable   ·    Clean Burn -  Zero Toxins/Pollutants/Petro-Carbon Soot SCENT DESCRIPTION Shitty office coffee and a vanilla wall plug in DETAILS  * Hand-poured in small batches * 100% Soy Wax * Derived from soy beans - a vegan friendly renewable resource * Biodegradable and water soluble * Burns cleaner with zero petro-carbon soot * Burns 30% - 50% longer than traditional paraffin waxes * Burn time = 65 hours * Generous 7.